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Dorothy-W
#1 Posted : Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:15:17 PM Quote
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elderly couple in a bar were having a nice time and chatted away about how things were when they were 50 yr younger,woman says remember when we used to come in for a drink and make mad passionate love against the fence out back, man said oh yes it was wild maybe for old times sake we should go out there to that fence and have some fun,a police man was sitting in the next booth and overheard them he thought how sweet at their age so he decided to follow them just to make sure they were ok and no harm would come to them,after a shakey walk and some stops for breath the old couple made it to the fence,they had a kiss and a cuddle then went for it she lent against the fence and he lent against her then all hell broke lose the policeman was gobsmacked at the energy they had and so much passion,after 10min the old couple fell to the ground panting,20mins later they got up sorted themselves and started to walk back to the bar,the policeman stopped them and said man you must have had a sex life when you were young i'm surprised the fence is still there,the old man turned and said,50 yrs ago the fence wasn't electric.
benmaise
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:45:53 PM Quote
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Ha ha !LOL
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#3 Posted : Sunday, June 10, 2012 2:35:38 PM Quote
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Brilliant!!

LOL LOL
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#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 13, 2012 1:22:15 PM Quote
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loved it!!!!!!LOL
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#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:33:11 AM Quote
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Just read this, so funny! tickled me firt thing this AM.

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sylviax
#6 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 7:31:43 AM Quote
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Ha ha!!!
Be kinder than is necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle
anne_t
#7 Posted : Thursday, August 02, 2012 4:10:21 PM Quote
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Can you ADD
2 lines to these
3 O O O

to make an animal?


Answer tomorrow if my memory doesn't fail me Anne
sylviax
#8 Posted : Thursday, August 02, 2012 5:16:26 PM Quote
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Can't wait!!
Be kinder than is necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle
dorat
#9 Posted : Thursday, August 02, 2012 6:25:12 PM Quote
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Confused Confused
Jane.
#10 Posted : Thursday, August 02, 2012 8:58:22 PM Quote
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LOL LOL ohh that did make me chuckle! X
anne_t
#11 Posted : Saturday, August 04, 2012 12:11:19 AM Quote
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Am only just keeping my promise.Sorry




To the first O Add a straight vertical line at the back to make a lower case D shape.


To the second O Keep it as it is



To the third O Add a straight vertical line at the back with a "tail" to make a lower case G shape.





DOG DOG DOG DOG dog dog dog.


Did you get it???

It took me a lot of brain power to write the answer.
Off to bed now to recuperate. Night night Anne
zena_mary
#12 Posted : Saturday, August 04, 2012 3:50:00 PM Quote
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BigGrin RollEyes BigGrin
sylviax
#13 Posted : Monday, August 06, 2012 12:55:21 PM Quote
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ThumpUp LOL
Be kinder than is necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle
Dorothy-W
#14 Posted : Monday, August 06, 2012 7:19:29 PM Quote
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like it LOL
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